Valentine’s Day Jokes: Get Ready for Giggles


Valentine’s Day is the perfect time for giggles! Valentine’s Day jokes and riddles are fun to share with your kids, either around the dinner table or even when stuck in traffic! Kids can get pretty creative and make their own Valentine’s Day jokes and riddles, or, why not take a peek at some of the fun and family friendly examples below?

These jokes and riddles will tickle your little ones funny bones and are perfect jotted on a note and tucked inside a lunchbox for a fun surprise! Go ahead, try and read some of these without giggling!

Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes:

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

Found at Activity Village

Cute huh? Here are some more!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you.

Found at Yahoo Voices

And more…

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”

Found at Kids Jokes

Laughing yet? Here’s more!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
hogs and kissesWhat did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt!

Found at About a Mom
And last but not least…

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.

Found at Primary Games

You have to admit, these are all pretty cute! Kids are certain to get a chuckle out of these and will enjoy telling them to their friends! These sites not only contain the jokes you find here, but also a wide variety of other family friendly jokes that are perfect for the holiday season! Don’t let Valentine’s Day go by without a good laugh. Use one of these fun and family friendly Valentine’s Day jokes today!



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